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February 13th, 2004

     HAPPY VALENTINES DAY to all my Giggle Girls!!!!!  Did you all miss me?  I didn't miss any of you.  8-) Ok maybe a little but it was hard to think of home during that kick ass vacation!!!  We had great snow and  weather for most of the ski days.   We skied 2 days at Breckenridge.  Had 1 ominous day at Keystone (Sorry Ernie).  And the 2 most awesome skiing days I have EVER had at Vail, thanks to our superior tour guides Jenn and Ernie Long.

     They helped push Vink and I past our known skiing limits onto Mustang (Breckenridge) and Iron Mask (Vail).  Mustang's steep bumps kicked our asses, but we conquered Iron Mask which had a 30 foot drop in (OK it was only 8, but you know how these stories go).  Vink went a step further and conquered the poor sap lower down on the hill by taking him out carrying him along for an extra 20 feet with his cartwheel yard sale jump in.  After picking up his skis for him, he went right back at it again and made that slope his bitch!!  Way to go Vink!!

     I have to send out a special THANK YOU to Stacy for hooking us up with a killer condo at the base of the lift and comping my full body massage.   You are the best baby...the best!!!!!  I needed the rub down after breaking Ernie on the backside of Keystoned.  It's hard to keep up with the Jokeman, but at least you got a ski patrol sled ride out of it.  

     Although they had no place like the Goggle we did get a Lesbian dance show, found out how many boom chuck a luckas it takes to make an AAAoooooga, drank enough to pickle the world's supply of cucumbers, ate some of the best food and were higher than we have ever been at the Springs (11,500 elevation Jackass)  

    So, needless to say this trip has made it into the #1 spot of best ski vacations of all times for the Jokeman.  I hope you all have fun living vicariously with the pictures we took.

     

     

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God Bless the USA

Joke(s) of the Week

  O'Riley, An elderly retired Air Force Pilot, moved into a retirement community where good looking eligible men were at a premium. After he had been there for a week he went to
confession and said, "Bless me father, for I have sinned. Last week I was with seven different women."

The priest said, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink the juice without pausing."

"Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?"

"No," replied the priest, "but it'll wipe that grin off your face."

 

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Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but no answer.

"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a very faint voice from far, far away.........................................."We're down here ."

 

 

Our postcard from the edge.

Always slim picking on a ski trip.

Thing started to get scary and desperate.

Lesbians to the rescue!!!!

Hey, get in line buddy.

Celebrity appearance by Richard Hatch.

I am sure Stacy can take care of you when you are stiff!!

Never try to keep up with the Jokeman.

Why doesn't anyone ever believe me?

I TOLD YOU!!!!!!!

Hard skiing, plus hard eating, means hard shitting. 

Going to need reading material for this one.

Don't light a match!!

(If only Rogaine was on the menu)

He strikes again!!!!

Who's afraid of the big bad beaver?

Stay tuned for part 2 next week!!!!!!

 

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